The Mystic Order of The
Golden Monkey
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"I would gladly sacrifice the life of every
American for the sake of the sacred golden
monkey."
-Lyndon B. Johnson
"I would gladly sacrifice the life of Lyndon B.
Johnson for the sake of every American."
-Richard M. Nixon
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