Membership Opportunities

Becoming a member of the Mystic Order of The Golden Monkey is a privelage that few may posess. There are only so many seats at our hallowed table. If you have the audacity to believe that you could become one of the Mystic order, here are your options.

Do ONE of the following:

1) Kill a present member of the Order. You must bring the head or a limb with an indentifying characteristic to the other members for proof.


2) Send an E-mail to the address below telling us why we should accept you. You had better think of some pretty damn amazing reasons.

The Mystic Order of the Golden Monkey